Hot Slut Of The Day!
Chato, the beef jerky-stealin’ menace to police!
Yesterday, I gave the illustrious HSOTD title to a brazen hawk who hitched a ride on a screaming woman’s car and didn’t even tip her or give her gas money. And today, we’re keeping with the theme of animals fucking with humans via their cars by honoring a pit bull who took that shit to the next level by hijacking a police car and stealing the cop’s jerky. Now, if you or I, broke into a cop car and put our paws on the officer’s beef jerky, we wouldn’t be able to eat it, because it’d be pretty difficult to eat it after the cop shot our mouth off. But Chato here didn’t give a sliver of a fuck and even made sure to throw an over-the-shoulder “Try me, bitch” pose when the cop took a picture of his car hijacker.
Todd Hunter, the Police Chief for the Kilgore Police Department in Texas, wrote on Facebook about how an officer got a call on Saturday about a stray pit bull who was running around all wild-like and needed to be picked up and taken off the streets. Animal Control doesn’t work 24-hours in those parts, so the police had to take care of the call. The officer thought it would be an easy call, but the officer thought wrong and wasn’t ready for Chato’s shenanigans.
The officer tried to get Chato into the backseat, but Chato isn’t a backseat bitch, and jumped in the front. When the officer tried to get Chato out of the front, the dog got mean, so the officer backed off. The officer then shut the front door and let Chato live it up in an air-conditioned kingdom where he feasted on the officer’s beef jerky.
The officer texted Police Chief Hunter this Barbizon-worthy picture of Chato giving him some “baby, I got your jerky” taunt-ness.
Animal Control eventually gathered up Chato and took him off to a shelter, where his human later claimed him. Only the officer’s pride was hurt in the saving of Chato.
So Chato is now back with his human, but why do I have a feeling that now that he’s gotten a taste for fucking with the police and stealing their jerky, he’s hooked and wants more of that sweet sensation. So note to every member of the Kilgore police force, hide yo jerky, unless you want Chato to take it and pay you with one of his signature hot bitch poses, which honestly, is worth ten thousand bags of jerky.
Pic: Facebook