Seen above at Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s wedding last year, Prince Philip may have hatched a plan to save his grandson from marrying Meghan by interrupting the wedding, but then he went mimi times about 3 seconds in and later got distracted with opening some hardy candy. Because society journalist Sophia Money-Coutts (what a perfect name for a socialite) claims that the other PP told PHG to not marry Meghan. You might be thinking that Philip didn’t want Meghan to join the royal family because her 23andMe results wouldn’t come back as her being whiter than an albino dolphin’s bleached b-hole, but that’s crazy. We have always known Philip to be the King of Diversity and accepting of all people. Philip apparently didn’t want PHG to marry Meghan because he’s actressphobic.
Sophia Money-Counts writes in The Sunday Times (via The Daily Beast) that when PHG told his family that he wanted to marry Meghan in 2017 after dating for over a year, Philip, who one should really take marriage advice from, let him know that actresses aren’t wife material.
Prince Philip warned his grandson against marrying Meghan Markle, telling Prince Harry: “One steps out with actresses, one doesn’t marry them,” a new report claims.
Hopefully as Philip said that to PHG, Meghan’s messy aunt or grandma said to her, “One fucks with a ginger prince, one doesn’t marry into his crazy ass family. You already got one of your own!”
Sophia says that Philip wasn’t alone at going “err” to PHG marrying Meghan. Friends told him to slow down, and we’ve already heard the rumor that Prince William wasn’t as welcoming to Meghan as PHG wanted, which put a strain on their bro-ship.
Other friends, such as Tom Inskip, also urged Harry to progress more slowly, and were punished by being excluded from the afterparty of Harry’s wedding.
According to sources quoted by Money-Coutts: “Anybody who voiced any kind of reservation about Meghan has been sidelined.”
She also quotes another source on the roots of the feud with his brother: “Harry felt like William and Kate didn’t make enough effort when Meghan arrived at Kensington Palace, that they didn’t roll out the red carpet for her.”
Sophia heard from a source (Samantha Markle, is that you?) who said that “anybody who voiced any kind of reservation about Meghan has been sidelined.”
It all makes sense now. I’ve talked shit about Meghan before (but in my defense, if you told me that Prince Hot Ginge’s favorite fapping hand of choice was his right one, I’d send that home wrecking tramp trollop a hate letter) and PHG hasn’t responded to my DMs, tweets, letters, and crazed voicemails on the Buckingham Palace main line. He hasn’t responded because he iced me out for hating on Meghan! No, he’s never responded to them and doesn’t even know I’m a thing that exists, but still!
Here’s some of the royals (THE QUEEN, Kate, William, and Prince Charles) at the servicer for Order of the Garter, which sounds like a really fancy name for when the groom pulls the garter off of his bride at a wedding.