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June 17, 2019 / Posted by:

The freeloading hawk of Los Angeles!

We’ve all had or have that one friend or cousin who will hit you up for a ride and then not give you gas money AND also be audacious enough to judge your driving skills with their eyes. That’s what happened to Staci Eddy as she drove near Downtown. Only the trick that bummed a ride off of her wasn’t a friend or a cousin. They was basically a stranger, so Staci became an Uber driver whether she liked it or not, and her passenger didn’t pay, didn’t tip, and probably gave zero stars since her and her passenger’s hollerin’ and screamin’ hardly made for a peaceful ride. Shit, if that hawk could give less than zero stars, bitch would!

Staci tells The Eastsider that as she was driving, the hawk landed on her windshield, and refused to fly away. The out-in-the-open stowaway stuck around for 15 minutes, and I don’t know, I would’ve tried to get Rutger Hauer on the phone, since he’s obviously a hawk whisperer (I’ve seen the documentary) and could talk to the hawk for me to see what was going on. Because I’d think that maybe that hawk is a future-seer, or some shit, and is trying to warn me of something. Or in the very least, maybe there was a rat under my hood, gnawing on something that would mess my car up and the hawk sniffed that bitch out and was trying to help me! But Staci and her passenger didn’t think that way, and instead, screamed throughout the 15 minutes and also called a friend to find out what to do.

“It was so crazy!” Eddy said in an email. “I think he may have been overheated at first but he stayed with us for over 15 mins! It was so nuts.”

After posting the video on YouTube, Eddy said she hopes that all the people who took photos and videos of her driving around with hawk share the images with her.

“We felt like Uber for hawks,” Eddy posted on her video.

Now I’m not sure what you’re supposed to do if a hawk lands on your car. But I’m guessing you either stop and call animal control, or whistle for Henery Hawk to come and get his brazen bitch uncle, or get into a staring contest with the hawk until you die of old age (since nobody stares like a hawk), or record every second of it and get that 15-second YouTube fame. Staci’s freeloading passenger eventually got the hint that they weren’t wanted and flew off.

But before that hawk flew off, they delivered gold medal-worthy facial expressions like this one that says, “Calm the fuck down! It ain’t that serious.

And this, “No, seriously, calm the fuck down. I’m just a hawk” look.

Oh, hawk, you have no reason to be so picky, because you ain’t paying, but that’s exactly the reason why I pay tribute to them. This hawk crashed this ride, didn’t offer up any gas money, and pretty much acted like a backseat driver windshield driver by throwing mean looks at Staci. A freeloading brazen her to us all!

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