May’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is….

June 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Billy Porter has been killing it at every awards show from the Golden Globes to the Oscars to the Tonys, and now he has killed it at another illustrious awards show, Dlisted’s Hot Slut of the Month extravaganza, by winning it all. And our awards show has a red carpet for Billy Porter to destroy too, only he may want to wear a rhinestone-embedded Hazmat suit since our red carpet would give a black light night terrors.

The “Cleopatra if Cleopatra was a regular at Studio 54” glamour that Billy Porter laid down at the Met Gala has won May’s HSOTM showdown with 46% of the votes. Patty Ratburn came in second with 32%, and the dick chili and the ceramic ballet slippers pretty much tied with around 11% each.

Billy Porter’s Met Gala look will now go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals next year, and there’s a very good chance his Met Gala look will battle another look from Billy Porter. The year is still young-ish, so there’s time for another Billy Porter look to take a HSOTM crown. Like this one:

That look definitely won an honorary HSOTM. It’s as if Marie Antoinette wanted to work a new look to a club in the 70s but only had enough material from a denim bean bag to make a skirt and some billowy arm warmers, and she knew she still delivered the glamour in record doses. Let them eat, this ass!

Thanks to all who voted!

Pic: Wenn.com

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