Britney Spears has two new reasons to celebrate: she was officially granted a restraining order against Sam Lutfi and her closet is color coordinated. No word on how she feels about professional creep Lutfi being court-ordered out of her life, but she’s pretty damn excited the closet. Britney shared a video on Instagram showing off her closet and something about the video feels…off. Lord knows I’ve been excited about a lot less (like when Stop and Shop has a but two get one free bag of Doritos sale) but Britney’s latest videos has some people further concerned about her mental health.
Britney’s Instagram posts feel like her version of Ambien tweeting, she’s showing us her truest self, only her truest self is a girl who loves a flowered half shirt that has a specific place in her closet.
Hopefully, Britney is just as excited about rotting leech Sam Lutfi not being allowed within 200 yards of her and her family as she is about her closet.
People is reporting that yesterday, Britney was granted a permanent restraining order, following her temporary restraining order, so she no longer has to worry about Sam’s gross paws coming within 200 yards of her:
During a court hearing on Thursday, the judge ruled that Lutfi, who previously worked with the singer in the 2000s, must stay at least 200 yards away from Britney, her parents and her two sons, The Blast reports.
In California courts, a “permanent” restraining order typically only last for 5 years, according to the Judicial Branch of California. After that, defendants can ask for a new one to remain protected.
Per the documents, “Mr. Lutfi has sent harassing and threatening texts and tweets to Ms. Spears’ family.” In addition to the pop star, the request asked that the order cover her dad Jamie, 66, mom Lynne, 64, sister Jamie Lynn, 28, and sons Sean Preston, 13, and Jayden James, 12.
Sam Lutfi tried to re-enter Brit Brit’s life shortly after her stint in a treatment center and he claimed to be concerned about her recent Instagram posts. Britney responded by saying he’s a fraud who sends fake emails.
Britney wrote at the time: “There’s rumors, death threats to my family and my team, and just so many things crazy things being said. I am trying to take a moment for myself, but everything that’s happening is just making it harder for me. Don’t believe everything you read and hear. These fake emails everywhere were crafted by Sam Lutfi years ago… I did not write them. He was pretending to be me and communicating with my team with a fake email address. My situation is unique, but I promise I’m doing what’s best at this moment.”
No one knows what’s really going on with Britney, but we all know it’s best if Sam Lutfi stays the fuck away. Sam can’t seem to get the message and his lawyer is claiming that he may appeal the ruling.
Lutfi’s attorney, meanwhile, reportedly argued on Thursday that he has not attempted to contact Britney and was not behind the “#FreeBritney” campaign.
In a statement to PEOPLE, Lutfi’s attorney Marc Gans said: “We think the restrictions on speech are unconstitutional and are considering appealing.”
Jeez how hard is it for Sam to quit Britney? We’ve got Daddy Spears, Mommy Spears, law enforcement, Chris Crocker all telling him it’s time to leave Britney alone, yet this bitch might file an appeal to keep harassing her?
Unlike Brit’s closet, this mess just keeps getting messier and I’m looking forward to when we can stop hearing Sam Lutfi’s name. But something I would like to hear when it comes to Britney is “velvet hangers,” because Brit Brit is way too rich to have plastic hangers in her closet. In the voice of Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford: NO MORE PLASTIC HANGERS, BRITNEEEEEEEEEY!