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June 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Dixies Drumstick Snack Crackers!

If you’re like me, then you probably took one quick look at that picture of Honey I Shrunk-ized fried chicken drumsticks and immediately started making a protest sign that reads, “PUT THOSE DIX IN MY MOUTH AGAIN,” to hold while storming Nabisco’s headquarters, because tiny fried chicken is your idea of a light daytime snack. But sadly, Nabisco’s Dixies Drumstick Snack Crackers didn’t totally look like that (we should file a class action lawsuit against Nabisco for lie-telling in an ad, honestly), but they did exist for a time.

Sometime in the 60s, Nabisco made tiny crackers that they claim were shaped like drumsticks and they were flavored like some shake n’ bake chicken. But in a picture posted by a Bring Back Dixie Drumsticks Facebook group, that shit looks more like factory-defected Goldfish that skipped the part where they take a bath in chemical orange dye, or like Christian fish crackers.

I couldn’t find out exactly when Nabisco knocked the Dix out of everyone’s mouth by discontinuing Dixie Drumstick Snack Crackers, but it looks like they didn’t make it past the 80s.

Like I mentioned a millisecond ago, there are people on the internet begging for Nabisco to drop some chicken-flavored Christian fish crackers into their eating holes once again. Australia had them (sold as In A Biskit Dixie Drumstick crackers) up until 2014-ish. So until Nabisco makes Dix-lovers dreams come true, they’ll all have to settle for Chicken In A Biscuit, which aren’t fun at all. I mean, when you eat a Chicken In A Biscuit cracker, you can’t say that you’re putting some Dix in your mouth. It just ain’t the same.

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