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June 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Helen, the best singing judge in the world!

Now we know the real reason for why Adam Levine left The Voice. It wasn’t because he has standards and didn’t like the changes to the show (we’ve all heard his music, we know he doesn’t have standards). It was because he saw the judging skills of Helen The Singing Judge Cat on Instagram, and was hit with the realization that he can never be as great of a singing judge as she is. Smart move, Adam!

Helen’s human has been posting about her sing-hating cat since last year on Instagram. It all started with HH (Helen’s Human) spitting out Chance The Rapper’s All Night. Helen lurks in the background, and as HH opens her mouth, Helen perks up like, “This trick wouldn’t…“, before realizing this trick WOULD and pounces on her face like a T.G.I. Friday’s server bringing out my sesame chicken strips.

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NO GOD PLEASE NO I keep trying to tell her, she’ll NEVER be @chancetherapper . Give up already! #ohreallyhelen

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“I haven’t seen a pussy throw itself at a face since… well… since last night after I picked a girl up from the club.” – Alexander Skarsgard

Since then, Helen has attacked her human’s singing mouth time…

 

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Shut up. Just shut up. SHUT UP!!! #ohreallyhelen #catsofinstagram @cats.without.jobs @kygomusic

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and time…

and time (this Christmastimes one must’ve been produced by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock because Helen sashaying by in the background is pure suspense)…

and time…

 

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Challenge failed? #babyshark #babysharkchallenge #babysharksong #pinkfong #ohreallyhelen #catsofinstagram

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and time…

 

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#EXCLUSIVEFOOTAGE #NEVERBEFORESEEN #BEHINDTHESCENES #OHREALLYHELEN #BLINK182 #FGWATTUP @blink182 @fgarcia1

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again.

 

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For those of you who didn’t have the chance to head to youtube last week, UUR WELCOME! #ohreallyhelen #catsofinstagram @cats_of_instagram

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Helen is also the star of her own YouTube channel.

Sure, HH thinks it’s cute now when Helen jumps at her face as she sings like JLo without auto-tune (no offense to HH), but she won’t think it’s cute when she can’t sing since she’d have no mouth thanks to Helen ripping it off! But before that happens, I hope ABC does the right thing FOR ONCE and makes Helen one of the new American Idol judges. I will totally start watching that mess again, just to see Helen’s body fly across the room into the face of a shitty singer. A furry ball of bitchiness (Simon Cowell) made that show a gigantic hit, and a furry ball of bitchiness can make it a gigantic hit once again!

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