Brad Pitt Reportedly Wants Angelina Jolie To Sign The Divorce Papers Or Else!

June 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Back in April, we learned that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s never-ending messy divorce fight was almost over. They had legally became single, but weren’t officially divorced. We now have a singular, just one, update to that. Oh, who am I kidding? We’re in for more stories ,aren’t we? This one is about how Brad is trying to get the divorce moving so he’s giving Angie an “ultimatum”. Well, maybe their negotiations over money and assets will go better than the one over their kids? …I definitely don’t believe that but… I felt I needed to say it.

The Sun says that they’ve known that Angelina was in a weird space and was trying to drag out this divorce because she wanted Brad back (Angie is now the one with the sad, lonely-woman narrative! What you did to Jennifer Aniston is now thrust onto you!). Well Brad is not interested in any piece of that scenario whatsoever and he’s making moves to stop Angie from dragging it out any longer. Legal moves.

The Sun has sources who say that Brad has had it:

“He has been incredibly patient throughout the divorce process despite being pushed to his limits on many occasions. But he’s finally had enough, and while he is a relatively calm person, he can only be pushed so far. He’s sick and tired of Ange constantly moving the goal posts and stalling their divorce month after month—painfully dragging out the process which he now feels has become almost a game for Angelina.”

Oh yes, Brad is a relatively calm person… unless he’s drunk… and on a plane… and his son hid his vape (I’m guessing that’s what happened).

Apparently, Brad has told his legal team to get her good:

“Brad has instructed his legal team to seek help from the judge to impose a deadline for Ange to finalize the divorce–imposing a financial sanction if she fails to adhere to the date given by the judge.”

The source then says Brad’s not a bad guy and just wants to stop the madness (me also, I also want you to stop the madness. Whenever I watch Mr. & Mrs. Smith I think of this. I loved that movie, you ruined it!):

“Brad’s never been one for ultimatums. But he’s spent the past two-and-a-half years dealing with the ending of his marriage and he just wants to put an end to it all for good. He wants to move on with his life and stop having the divorce hanging over his head.”

You hear that, Angie! Will you please sign the papers already, so Brad Pitt can quickie marry the 19-year-old Instagram THOT he’s been down-low dating for the past 3 months! (And I’m once again guessing that’s what this is about.)

Pic: Wenn.com

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