Sorry, let me rephrase that. Because it sounds like Kate Beckinsale got ready for bed one night by burying her face in a mountain of drugs before passing out while counting sheep in ’80s power suits that can’t stop grinding their teeth.
People says that Kate posted a screen shot of a text conversation between herself and her 20-year-old daughter Lily Mo Sheen, in which she frantically asks her daughter about how much coke she’s been doing.
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Such a mom thing to do – question you about a class II drug then ghost you. Kate finally found her way back into the conversation (probably after a quick break to Google “How to administer drug test in a dream“). She explained she was paranoid about Lily’s coke use, thanks to some REM sleep shenanigans.
Lily’s right, you’d have to be a total lunatic to freak out on your daughter over text message about coke use in a dream. But who of us hasn’t had a dream that felt really real? One time I dreamed that McDonald’s brought back McPizza, and I’m ashamed to admit that I cried when I realized it wasn’t real. I’m sure if I had Ronald McDonald’s number, I would have texted him in a panic too.
But this isn’t the text conversation about coke that I would expect to see between Kate and Lily. “Mom, you’re dating Pete Davidson? Are you doing a lot of cocaine??”