Farewell To The Word “Nasty”! You Had A Good Run

June 5, 2019 / Posted by:

The word “nasty” used to be a hot one. I mean, who doesn’t want to hear your piece call you a “nasty sissy boy cum dumpster” before they spit in your face and choke you out? What!? Just me?! Okay, but now the word “nasty” is hot no more, and it’s all thanks to Donald Trump. Nothing will give your dick slit a case of cotton mouth or make your cooze beat the Dry Valleys in Antarctica for the title of the driest place on Earth like Trump saying the word “nasty.” And he’s been saying it a lot lately.

While in the UK, Trump did an interview with Piers Morgan for Good Morning Britain, and said that he never called Duchess Meghan nasty and only said she was nasty to him. WARNING: The clip after the cut contains Trump spitting out the word nasty several times. So keep an IV drip full of fluids near your down-low parts, because they’re gonna need it.

BPHG (Before Prince Hot Ginge), Meghan called Trump “misogynistic” in an interview before the 2016 election. The Sun brought that up to Trump during an interview, to which he said that he didn’t know she could be so nasty. Trump accused the media of fakery even though there was a clip of him calling Meghan nasty. Piers brought that up to Trump, and Trump dribbled out a word salad that was furiously tossed with some HUH? vinaigrette.

Piers: Do you think Meghan Markle is nasty or not?

Trump: No, the question was asked to me and I didn’t know that she said anything bad about it me. It sounds like she did and that’s okay. I mean, hey join the crowd? You’ve heard that too about yourself. But it seems like she had, and they said some of things she said and it’s actually on tape. And I said, well, I didn’t know she was nasty. I wasn’t referring to she’s nasty, I said she was nasty about me. And essentially I didn’t know she was nasty about me. So I said, you know what, she’s doing a good job, so I hope she enjoys her life.

Piers: What do you think of her?

Trump: Honestly, I don’t know her. I have to be honest, I don’t know her. It just shows you how terrible the news can be. I don’t mind clearing it up. They released the tape, and CNN and some of the other phonies, took the tape and they even tried to disgorge it from that. So what happens is, they talked about nasty, but we were talking about she was nasty to me, and that’s okay for her to be nasty to me. But it’s not good for me to be nasty to her and I wasn’t. In fact, I think she’s doing very well.

Piers: Did you get a chance to talk to Prince Harry?

Trump: I did. I congratulated him. I think he’s a terrific guy.

Trump then shit on the rumors that Prince Hot Ginge didn’t want to talk to him during their lunch. Trump then went on to say that he never mentioned the “nasty” thing to PHG and went on even more about how the transcript clearly shows that he didn’t call Meghan nasty.

If you’ve ever wanted to see a hollow conversation between an overused butt plug and a gaping b-hole, and don’t have access to my personal Snapchat, here’s Piers and Trump talking:

While Trump’s “feud” (for lack of a better word) with Meghan may be over for now, he went after Bette Midler on Twitter. Bette tweeted a Trump quote that has long been debunked as fake. But unlike Trump, Bette apologized for it.

Because dragging Bette Midler on Twitter should be your first presidential duty of the day, Trump dragged Bette Midler early this morning even though she apologized:

Bette responded:

I’m just glad that he didn’t call her “nasty,” and hopefully that’s the last we’ll hear of that word since Trump killed it. Janet Jackson is getting into a grave right now to roll. I was going to call her Miss Jackson, but we’ll never call her Miss Jackson again since it’s impossible for anyone to be nasty now that the word is dead.

Rest in peace, nasty.

Pic: Wenn.com

 

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