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June 4, 2019 / Posted by:

The beautiful Trump greeting in the form of a mushroom-headed pencil dick on a lawn!

When we’re all finally lying bruised, battered, and busted up under a rubble of dusty messiness from the destruction left by the Trump administration, we’ll be able to say one good thing about the evil reign of the anal thrush rash. We’ll be able to say that at least he inspired exquisite pieces of lawn art. Before Trump’s last visit to England in July 2018, an anonymous artist mowed “Bastard Trump” in Russian onto a field where Trump was supposed to fly over. And for his latest visit, a teenage student/entrepreneur/eco-activist named Ollie Nancarrow decided to get some promo for his up-cycling site Born Eco by mowing a curved hard dick (or maybe it’s a soft dick, which is what happens to many dicks at the mention of Trump) pissing out the words “Oi Trump” onto a grassy field under Trump’s flightpath. And no, that isn’t supposed to be Trump’s dick! Are you crazy? If you believe Stormy Daniels, then you’d need a high-powered telescope to see an accurate art piece of Trump’s dick since it’d be a baby bella mushroom stuck on a toothpick.

Metro says that Ollie’s family owns some land near Stansted Airport where Trump and Melania flew into. He says he spent around four hours over the weekend mowing the peen along with the image of a polar bear and the words “Climate Change Is Real.” He took pictures of it with a drone and tweeted it on Sunday:

Ollie claims his lawn protest isn’t anti-Trump, he just wants to dick fuck the fact of climate change into Trump’s head:

“I’ve been interested in climate change for quite a while and this was the perfect opportunity. Hopefully he flew over it, but if not, he’s definitely seen it on social media by now. This is not anti-Trump, this is saying, look you need to start realising that climate change is a real thing and if we don’t do anything about it then we’re all a bit screwed.”

It’s a good thing for the Secret Service and everybody else traveling on Trump’s plane that Ollie used a dick instead of a cooch. Because if he mowed a pussy into that grass, Trump would’ve opened the plane door to try to grab it. And okay, sure Ollie just used that grass peen (which also kind of looks like a decapitated brontosaurus on two wheels) to get attention for his business, but I’m all for it. Because the sight of giant dicks of any kind make this flaming taint wart of a world just a little better.

Pic: Twitter

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