Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 2, 2019 / Posted by:

This dog who is not fucking around in the slightest!

In this video from Odessa, Florida, three Golden Retrievers named Taco, Vinnie, and Ozzy all sit around as their human tries to teach them that sharing is caring by passing around some frozen deliciousness on a stick. If you’re looking at that adorable mug above and telling yourself that’s the face of a dog who loves sharing and is considerate when it comes to his dog brothers brothers their fair share, you get an F in reading faces.

The YouTube description says that the popsicle was mainly for Taco when greedy ass Vinnie and Ozzy showed up to get themselves a lick or five hundred, which is shocking, since dogs are usually known to be patient and polite, and would not ever do anything like pull a treat out of another dog’s mouth.

“Taco was enjoying a popsicle when Vinnie and Ozzy showed up and demanded to have some.”

Ozzy is obviously the poochie on the left who wants all of that frozen deliciousness for himself, and I’m guessing Taco is the cool and calm motherfucker in the middle who isn’t going to strain himself by fighting over a popsicle. The trio’s human tries to let each pooh have their turn, but Ozzy wants it all to himself, and takes Taco’s turn before Taco shows Ozzy how hogging a popsicle is really done. This IS how you end a bitch while getting yours at the same time:

If you haven’t met your OUTRAGE quota for the day, then tell yourself that popsicle is one for humans and is filled with sugar and grape juice, which is poison for dogs. If that’s the case then Ozzy may have gotten the last laugh, because Taco dropped dead. But I’m sure it’s a dog popsicle, and now it’s merely just a victory turd on the lawn to remind Ozzy and Vinny that Taco Houdini’d their asses.

Pic: YouTube

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