Open Post: Hosted By The Charisma-less Posters For “The Lion King”

May 30, 2019 / Posted by:

Disney has released the official posters for the live-action The Lion King, and it’s important I specified that these are the posters for The Lion King, because otherwise you might think Dlisted had accidentally re-routed you to a stock image site that specializes in lions and meerkats.

Disney clearly didn’t hire the same marketing team that worked on their live-action Aladdin, because the promo images for Aladdin gave usenthusiastic discount costume warehouse employee.” Corny, but at least there was some effort! Meanwhile, here’s the posters for The Lion King:

Look at those sad, lifeless CGI eyes. Those look like the animals from a special edition Zoobooks about depressed animals that have accepted the truth about climate change. Those look less like posters for a movie, and more like posters that hang up in the office of a zookeeper to warn the rest of the team what’s up. “Hey guys, watch out for TIMON – he’s been humping everything in sight recently. And keep on high alert for SCAR – he ate a hot dog thrown into his pen by some kid, and now he won’t stop farting.

Pic: Twitter

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