The UK is going to be visited by the Dark Lord soon, as Donald Trump will be coming to see the Queen and such at the beginning of June for an official visit. America’s most elegant man and his incredibly elegant wife are going to sit down with all the royals: Duchess Kate, Prince William, Prince Harry, of course THE QUEEN–but one royal is lucky enough to have an excuse on missing out on the festivities and won’t have to put on her best upper-class British stoic-face and pretend to enjoy Donald Trump’s company. That lucky lady is the newest royal in the bloodline, Duchess Meghan.
Elle UK reports that Duchess Meghan can thank her lucky baby-making stars because she is on maternity leave and that means no visit with Trump for her.
During the three-day visit, the Trumps will meet with Prince Charles, Camilla Parker-Bowles and Prince Harry for lunch, and will also have a private tea with Prince William and Duchess Kate. Three days is a lot of days to pretend to like somebody, I’m glad they’ve separated out their time so they don’t all need to be around him at once. I’m also curious to see if the White House uses Real Melania or Fake Melania for the trip.
Before becoming a royal, Meghan had made some comments about Donald Trump and his potential election–specifically that she would move to Canada if he won, saying on The Nightly Show With Larry Willmore:
“It’s really the moment I go; we film Suits in Toronto and I might just stay in Canada…Yes, of course, Trump is divisive, think about female voters alone, right? I think it was in 2012 the Republican Party lost the female vote by 12 points; that is a huge number and with as misogynistic as Trump is, and so vocal about it, that is a huge chunk of it.”
Well, Meghan, you moved to the UK and became a Duchess, so close enough.
So Meghan must be kissing that new baby of hers extra this week because her maternity leave is what is keeping her from meeting with the Trumps. I’m excited to see what happens when the high-class elegance only generations of wealth and inbreeding can create slams into the tacky-self-obsession only stolen wealth and the desire to inbreed can create.