Oh rich people: they really have no concept of reality. Even if you start out poor sometimes the taste of the high life changes you and you get greedy and audacious. Or maybe–at least when it comes to Cardi B‘s recent splurge purchase–it’s just a part of her character. She’s a huge, way-too-much, over-the-top personality so she needs to make sure she exudes that in all facets of life, including her daughter, 10-month-old Kulture. Because Cardi B recently spent a whopping $80,000 on diamonds for her infant who is still fully developing spatial awareness. So that’s either because you have no concept of reality and you think babies need diamonds, or because you are one crazy-ass former-stripper who is just waiting for the day you can put little three-inch press on nails on your daughter’s fingers. You know what, I think it’s both. How very Future of her.
People reports that Cardi let her Instagram followers know that she was decking her daughter OUT and she was not going to listen to any kind of criticism for it. In now-deleted posts, Cardi wrote:
“Just spent a bag on my daughter, you know a bad bitch gonna spoil… If I’m iced out my daughter gotta be too. YEUP IM BRAGGING CAUSE I BUST MY ASS TO DO SOO.”
Yeah, literally. Cardi also tossed up text messages with the jeweler or an assistant or a friend at the jewelry store? Unclear. But they’re asking her to sign away a lot of money and they need confirmation:
“Everything will be ready at 3, bracelets are comin out cuteeee and changed the setting to the studs with the bigger pair, send ur guy at 3 also pls call Linda and tell her to wire the 80k, I just spoke to her she needs ur approval.”
Cardi then posted a video of her insanely-too-young-for-diamonds child in the expensive diamond bracelet:
So Cardi B is the one who brought up to us that she gets taxed at 45% so like, she had to have made a lot more than $80,000 to spend that $80,000 on bracelets which her infant daughter will one day eat because they’re shiny.
I can’t wait for the post Cardi makes where she tells us all about how when she was cleaning Kulture’s diaper and she found several thousand-dollars-worth of diamonds. “Yo, my baby shits diamonds!”