E! put out a teaser trailer for the rest of the season of Keeping Up With The Korrosion Of God’s Light, and of course it’s all about the Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson/Jordyn Woods drama. The trailer should be studied in science classes, because the Koven members somehow defy the laws of science by “crying” even though their tear ducts were filled with fillers years ago.
The crying starts with Khloé, but then Kris Jenner gets in on the fake tears action when someone describes how Tristan cheated. But those are happy tears. Kris is cashing those checks in her head from this storyline. Later in the trailer, Kris tells her main kash kow Kylie Jenner that because Kylie’s ex-best friend Jordyn got with Tristan, their friendship is over and it’s “like a divorce.”
The trailer continues with Kylie saying that Jordyn “really fucked up,” and promises Khloé that she’s there for her. Then we see Kim Kardashian tease us with Khloé’s meltdown, saying she might “explode.” And then we get the third best part of the trailer when Khloé slaps a table and shrieks: “LiiiaaaaAAAAARRR!”
Then, as Khloé wipes at whatever tears managed to squeak past her injections, she says in a voiceover:
“I’m not just a TV show… like this is my life.”
Khloé should be more careful and not cry the rest of her new nose off. But it does seem like Kris got her Koven members acting lessons, because while delivering all of the emotion and crying, none of them seem to break character and cackle into air at the ridiculousness they’re saying since their lives ARE that TV show. Good work, all!