Night Crumbs

May 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Daddy Spears wants to extend Britney Spears’ conservatorship to three other states: Louisiana, Hawaii, and Florida, because she goes to those places often. Every time Daddy Spears makes moves to tighten the shackles on Britney, I ask myself, “Okay, but how is Daddy Spears’ reported ruptured colon doing?” Damn Daddy Spears for always making me think of his Velveeta-lined colon  – Pajiba

Omari Hardwick made it out of an attack from the Beyhive alive and gave his theory on why the Beyhive went after him – Lainey Gossip

Madonna slathered herself in “suburban mom listens to 80s rap once” drag for her video for CraveTowleroad

Someone tell Kevin Hart to never hang out with Constance WuSOW

Adam Driver’s mane is delivering some “look like you just stepped out of a salon” beauty on the cover of Vanity Fair – Celebitchy

Katy Perry is really, really, really, really, really feeling her new wig – Hollywood Tuna

Charli XCX or an old picture of Lady Gaga? – Drunken Stepfather

Not pictured: Leonardo DiCaprio beaming at his 21-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone while thinking, “Damn, my broad is hot for being middle-aged!” – Popoholic

Hmm… Why do I have a feeling that Chris Hemsworth was seen running from the scene after pushing Daniel Craig Nomi Malone-style? – Just Jared


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