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May 19, 2019 / Posted by:

The Dragon Queen from Golden Girl and the Guardians of the Gemstone!

Tonight is the final episode of that barely-watched show Game of Thrones after HBO canceled it due to record low ratings, zero social media engagement, and no critical acclaim. You’re probably even HUH-ing in the face over the name “Game of Thrones” and thought it was a Drag Race spin-off game show where the Queens lip-synch while playing a game of musical chairs around thrones.

But seriously, zillions of you nerds will have your eyelids duct taped to your foreheads tonight so you won’t miss one moment including cameo appearances by rogue coffee cups and extra hands. And while all of you watch to see if that dragon chick with the unlocked Matrix Twins wig wins the Showcase Showdown in Game of Thrones (thus winning a prize package including an all-expenses paid trip to Bermuda, a Ford Focus, and the throne), I’ll be thinking of the true DRAGON QUEEN!

Golden Girl and the Guardians of the Gemstone may sound like a mash-up of the Golden Girls and The Avengers (and that is the ONLY Avengers movie I would see), but it was a line of medieval raver dolls that came out the same year She-Ra did: 1985. While She-Ra went on to become an international icon, Golden Girl was buried in the failed toys grave a year later. I made a villain from Golden Girl a HSOTD back in 2013, and today’s HSOTD is the leader of the villains.

Dragon Queen was the Catra to Golden Girl’s She-Ra. Golden Girl was the Princess of the Gemstones and along with her army of glamorous soldiers fought the princess of Argonia (aka the Dragon Queen) and the Dragon Queen’s evil forces for control of the gemstone.

Just so you know, this is what that Family Value She-Ra looked like:

And this is what the stunning Dragon Queen looked like (and get into the soothing music):

Can the dragon chick from GoT lead an evil army, place last in a Harley Quinn look-alike contest, fit in with the other groupies backstage at a KISS show, bust moves at a metal rave, and land an audition for GLOW all in one day? I think not! The Dragon Queen can!

And here’s an old Golden Girl commercial from France, proving that those hot bitches were international!

More glamour, riveting action, and thrilling swordplay in just a few seconds than every episode of GoT combined! And yes, I can say that as someone who has seen a total of 22 seconds of GoT.

Pic: Toys From The Past

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