Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Ayla Kirstine, the horse woman of Norway!

Six years ago, the eyes of the internet were dusted with shards of glitter when we all watched the Prancercise unicorn, Joanna Rohrback, prance like an uppity gay stallion prancing past their haters. And today, we get knocked over by another equine wonder, but this one is all athletic and shit.

Some horse girls grow up to be annoying blond pop stars who actually never grow up (see: Taylor Swift) and some horse girls grow up to become horses in the body of a human woman, like Ayla Kirstine! Ayla Kirstine has gone viral in Germany (“gone viral in Germany” is the new “I’m famous in Germany“) thanks to social media videos of her galloping around like Tarzan if Tarzan got raised by Seabiscuit’s relatives instead of great apes.

When I first saw that video, I reached for the BenGay (which becomes BenGayer as soon as I slather it on my body), because my old back and joints started to hurt. Then I wondered if this was a fetish. It’s definitely a fetish.

Pony Ayla deleted her Instagram when she first went viral, but then came back with videos of her horse galloping (with some gorilla galloping thrown in there) everywhere like the beach:

 

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Here’s a video from I was at Jomfruland.???

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And she shared a cut of her jumping with a caption letting us know to be kind since she’s sensitive (and she is not right for making me spend my afternoon obsessively thinking if I’ve got cancer in the moles):

So let’s see, when Ayla walks around on all fours with her ass up, she becomes a viral star in Germany. When I do it at the gay bar, I get escorted out. I see how it is. But congrats to Pony Ayla who is about to put every Kentucky Derby contender out of a job (“Please do.” – every Kentucky Derby contender).

Pic: Instagram

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