Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 17, 2019 / Posted by:

The killdeer bird, who has caused CHAOS!!!! in New Jersey by claiming an entire field at a park! 

Last month, I paid tribute to the attention whore flamingo in Mallorca, Spain who caused planes to press pause when it crashed the tarmac and graced that drab airport with its feathery pink fabulousness. And today, I’m paying tribute to another bird who let us humans know that while we may eat them in droves, they still have the power to fuck our shit up (and I’m not talking about giving us salmonella).

CBS2 New York says that the killdeer bird is not an endangered species, but is protected under the “American Migratory Bird Treaty Act,” which means it gets special treatment. So when one killdeer bird decided to lay her eggs on a piece of fake grass on the soccer field at Votee Park in Teaneck, NJ, officials had to shut the whole bitch down. The killdeer bird may be called the killdeer bird, but in Teaneck, NJ, it’s known as the killsdreamsofchildren bird, because soccer games had to be moved to other fields.

State officials say a permit to move the nest could take a couple of months to get. Park officials say they will reopen the field when the bird flies off.

In the meantime, soccer games have moved to another field and the tiny mother-to-be has all of that prime real estate to herself.

Look at this hot queen claiming her throne and not giving an iota of a fuck that she’s messing with the lives of humans.

There’s a pot hole near my house that is bigger than the gaping anus of a power bottom after getting a 12-top train ran on him (not that I would know what that looks like), and yet it still hasn’t been fixed and there’s no safety cones, or whatever, around it. Yet this killdeer bird lays some eggs and permits get filed and they shut an entire field down. The power of the killdeer bird is undeniable! And if some pissed off soccer mom, who is mad over having to drive her kid farther for their soccer practices, is thinking of making that killdeer bird and those eggs “disappear” in the middle of the night, she better prepared to be hit with a look from the killdeer mommy that will clearly say, “Bitch, try it, and see what the team of snipers on the roof of that house over yonder do.

Pic: CBS2 New York

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