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Fruity Marshmallow Krispies!
“You didn’t happen to eat a bowl of Fruity Marshmallow Krispies, or well, even just look at a box too long” is probably what many doctors said in the 1980s after finding out their patient had diabetes. Because Fruity Marshmallow Krispies was diabetes-inducing deliciousness that also gave you an instant cavity as soon as it touched your teefs. Kellogg’s was basically working with the dental industry and the makers of insulin on the down low.
Kellogg’s put out Fruity Marshmallow Krispies in 1987 and it was made up of frosted Rice Krispies and fruit-flavored marshmallows. It was basically as though Mother Nature herself barfed into a bowl of regular Rice Krispies. It was THAT natural. Kellogg’s bragged that it was high in vitamins and had natural fruit flavor, but Mr. Breakfast says that Morgan Spurlock dragged them and they won an unofficial award for being the sugariest cereal!
In his 2005 book “Don’t Eat This Book”, author Morgan Spurlock ridiculed Fruity Marshmallow Krispies for promoting itself as “fat free” and “heart smart” in the early 90’s. According to Spurlock, a seemingly un-ethical fund raising project for the American Heart Association in 1989 made it easier for sugary cereals to make such box-front claims.
A single serving of Fruity Marshmallow Krislpies contained a whopping 17 grams of sugar and hardly a trace of fiber. On the plus side, it did contain less than 1 gram of fat. In 1988, a document called the Environmental Nutrition newsletter called Fruity Marshmallow Krispies the worst cereal out of 123 cereal analyzed for bran content versus sugar.
But it’s not like Kellogg’s was hiding the fact that Fruity Marshmallow Krispies could kill a bull with how much sugar it had in it. Look at this commercial where the kids are so high on sugar that they’re hallucinating dancing cartoon fruits and Snap, Crackle, Pop.
Fruity Marshmallow Krispies was killed off sometime in the 90s.
But if you’re craving it, just splash a little Tang on a giant bowl of pure white sugar and eat up until your veins explode. And there you go, the Fruity Marshmallow Krispies experience!
Pic: InThe80s