Kendall Jenner Slapped At Kris Jenner For Not Including Her In A Mother’s Day Instagram Post
If there’s something you can count on, it’s Kris Jenner loving all her children equally. LOL JK–which one is making the most money for her the day you’re reading this? It’s that one. Kris showed off her boundless love for her familia over the weekend by throwing up an Instagram post dedicated to all the mothers. It included mention of every one of her daughters except noticeably Kendall Jenner was left out. Yeah, Kendall well you aren’t a mother so why would you be included? …Only when you have birthed a child which Kris can make 10% from, then you can get included. Kim Kardashian‘s surrogates about to get more of a shoutout than you are. Put in the work!
People reports that Kris Jenner tossed up the following to Instagram to celebrate the matriarchal energy pulsing throughout the land on Mother’s Day. It celebrated all of her daughters and the fame whore lineage she had tirelessly set up for herself and them–AKA, good parenting:
Kendall trolled her mother by commenting on the picture: “love you too mom!” She then posted a picture of her grandmother–Kris’ mother–MJ to complete the Mother’s Day troll:
Meanwhile the rest of the Koven showed us exactly how their ranking and role directly reflect the Mother’s Day messaging. Kim and Kylie paid homage to their pimp on Instagram (I won’t hurt your eyes by posting those posts). And Khloé Kardashian beefed up what can only be her upcoming Keeping Up Wage Inequality With The Kardashians single-mother narrative by posting a lone picture of her and True, of course with her cheating baby daddy Tristan Thompson nowhere in sight:
And well, who cares about Kourtney.
The Koven really does pull out the pageantry for holidays, don’t they? You aren’t pulling your weight if you aren’t getting likes to add to your likes/followers-ratio so you can better get paid by advertisers. Kendall wasn’t out here dressed up as a slutty tree for Arbor Day either, so it’s like! You gotta celebrate something! So just take your lumps and boost that social media presence. And remember girl, family dynamics are always tough, and when it comes to yours it could be worse: You could be Rob.
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