Open Post: Hosted By Tom Holland Not Knowing How To Spell Jake Gyllenhaal’s Name

May 12, 2019 / Posted by:

So what? Neither can I! I had to look it up to write this post! Spider-twink Tom Holland is out stumping for his new Spider-Man flick Spider-Man: Far From Home. So, he went on Jimmy Kimme Live! with co-stars Jake GYLLENHAAL, Zendaya, and Jacob Batalon and there was this whole air hockey thing. Celebrities must hate how they have to act even more like circus poodles for these irritating late-night hosts now with all the humiliating games and what-not. They should blame simpering kumquat Jimmy Fallon. He started that bullshit. Moving on, Kimmel pointed out that Tom doesn’t know how to spell Jake’s name.

via Mashable

He was then challenged to spell the illusive name live on TV. Needless to say, it didn’t go so well.

Know what I would say if I was Tom? “Oi! Wankers! Shut the bloody hell up! Does my arse look smashing in a spandex unitard? Indeed it does! So who gives a rancid fish n’ chips if I can’t spell his name? Gargle with my bollocks!” Tom didn’t say that. He’s a much nicer person than me.

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