Denise Richards Says She’s Had A “Happy Ending” Massage From A Woman And Got One For Her Husband Too 

May 9, 2019 / Posted by:

The one thing that every Housewife on every iteration of the Housewives franchise has in common is that one of them is guaranteed to be a freak. Or freak adjacent. Or down for some freaky shit. Blame it on the thirst for ratings, I guess. Over on the not-so-classy Real Housewives of Beverly Hills there’s never been a shortage of sexual conversations among the ladies. However, recent comments by Denise Richards about her sex life with new husband Aaron Phypers may have kicked the prude factor up a few notches because clearly they weren’t ready for her candor.

According to E!, during a recent episode of RHOBH Denise was in the mood to let the others know that she’s had a happy ending massage from a woman and got her husband one after finding out he’s never had one. Should we expect anything less from an ex of Charlie Sheen?

After getting a massage while camping with costars Lisa Rinna, Teddi Mellencamp, Erika Girardi, Camille Grammer, Kyle Richards and Dorit Kemsley, Denise opened up about her experience with massages ending with happy endings—she’s had one—and how she got one for her now-husband Aaron. This became an extended topic of conversation for all involved, but Denise rolled with it.

The way they looked at her after she admitted to paying for sex, you’d think that she was in the presence of the holiest nuns this side of Vatican City. But a happy ending for Denise is probably as G-Rated as the show will allow.

After the show aired, Denise and Lisa discussed the revelation in further detail with Denise opening the segment by saying, “I’m nervous about this story…Am I going to get arrested?

“When I said that about the happy ending, I heard f—king crickets and I was like, ‘Holy f—k. I don’t know these women that well and I feel that they’re probably judging me right now.'”

She said she was trying to navigate the situation while not offending anybody.

“It was funny, but I didn’t think it was going to turn into such a conversation. I just, you know, mention it like, whatever,” Denise said.

“I’ve got to say, it’s probably some of the greatest stuff to happened on this show,” Lisa Rinna told her.

Seeing as though many massage parlors that offer a “happy ending” are cesspools for human trafficking, she shouldn’t be joking about asking if she’s going to get arrested. And she shouldn’t be doing these after-shows. She should be hitting up Robert Kraft’s lawyer instead.

 

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