Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 8, 2019 / Posted by:

The catwalk-crashing cat who later became a fashion critic by giving their review on the ~fashuns~ of Dior!

This pussy was supposed to be crowned HSOTD on Met Gala Monday, but then the spotlight-stealing coffee cup from Game of Thrones happened, and then Billy Porter sprayed everyone down with golden fabulousness. But now it’s finally time to give this snobby puss their time in the shine!

During a Dior show inĀ Marrakech, Morocco last week, the models strut down the runway for the finale, probably thinking that all eyes were on them, but all eyes moved directly to a natural-born catwalker who didn’t bother to break a sweat as they effortlessly stole the show. True stars don’t have to try, they just are! The pussy showed those models up while walking against traffic, and once those models finally got the hint and strut off the runway (yes, that’s the reason why they strut off the runway), the cat casually walked on over to a dress and gave the most concise and eloquent review I’ve ever seen! The puss sprayed that shit down before making that runaway a much less interesting place by leaving. Who knew that the fashion show crashing pussy of Turkey had a Moroccan cousin?!

Now this is the only remake of A Star Is Born we need (complete with a piss scene)!

Being famous is definitely beneath that pussy, so we may never see them again, but this cat will always be a star in my eyes. And that woman’s dress is now worth fifty times more than it was before because it was made better by getting decorated with that pussy’s piss marking perfume. That marked lady is so lucky.

Pic: Twitter

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