Night Crumbs
Kelly Clarkson says she was dealing with appendicitis pains while rehearsing for the Billboard Music Awards, and the day after the show, she underwent surgery to have her appendix removed. So Kelly Clarkson risked a painful death by a ruptured appendix for the fucking Billboard Music Awards? The Billboard Music Awards?! It’s really not even close to being that serious. If I was her, I would’ve immediately handed the mic and script over to Rita Ora, or Heidi Klum, or whoever the understudy was and ran to the nearest surgery room – Celebitchy
Keira Knightley is serving Mob Wives maternity chic – Lainey Gossip
The Night King from that show you nerds cream over looks like Tom Hiddleston with a dash of Daniel Craig when out of Night King drag – Pajiba
Paris Hilton is giving you day-shift dancer at the Spearmint Rhino in Rialto, and that’s a few steps up for her in the elegance department – Drunken Stepfather
CBS This Morning, a show that is so boring it makes me say “goodnight” after 5 minutes of watching it, is trying to bring some Today Show-like drama, I see – Jezebel
Who knew that Gunne Sax was still in business? – Popoholic
Emily Ratajkowski is such a poor, starving artist that she can’t afford to patch her jeans! – Hollywood Tuna
I am tempted to go to the Democratic presidential debates, just so I can ask Mayor Pete what was he thinking when buying that couch?! – Towleroad
If you were wondering if Amy Schumer is still pregnant, Amy Schumer is still pregnant – Just Jared
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