Category is: wordless baby announcements!
While Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge’s unborn baby continues to fuck with the British media by staying unborn, causing them to cancel their weekend plans, the likes of Blake NotSoLively and Keira Knightley, who pulled a Blake (or maybe Blake pulled an original KK) announced their own baby news without saying one damn word.
Keira Knightley is one of the faces of Chanel, and she showed up to a Chanel watch event in Paris yesterday looking like Juliet from Romeo + Juliet if she never (OLD-TIMEY SPOILER ALERT) made a suicide pact with Romeo and got knocked up with a baby that brought both houses together! Keira held hands with her husband James Righton as they went into the event. The royals’ lawyers are going to drop a cease and desist in Keira’s lap for busting out Duchess Meghan’s trademarked bump cupping move.
Keira Knightley’s fans speculate she might be pregnant after she appears to cradle ‘bump’ https://t.co/p4TfzyPpGx
— The Sun Showbiz (@TheSunShowbiz) May 2, 2019
— E! News (@enews) May 3, 2019
34-year-old Keira and 35-year-old James have a 4-year-old daughter they named Edie. Just like Blake NotSoLively’s rep, Keira’s rep has kept their lips shut about this. But what we do know for sure is that a minute after Keira’s second baby is born, she’s not going to Super Glue her “split vagina” together, and put herself in a Spanx cocoon as her stylist gives her a fresh blowout so she can show off her newborn in front of the paps Duchess Kate-style. But what I do hope happens is that Keira and James do the right thing by naming their second kid Edie. I mean, if you name your first kid Edie, you have to name your second kid Edie too so they can be Big Edie and Little Edie.
In the future, I hope to see Big Edie Knightley-Righton and Little Edie Knightley-Righton duet to Don’t Throw Bouquets At Me in a sold out cabaret show.