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May 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Reese’s Elvis peanut butter and banana creme cups!

The story goes that what really made Elvis’ tongue jizz was the taste of a grilled banana and peanut butter sandwich, and some say he really reached levels of “stoner high on the wrong kind of strain” by adding bacon to that bitch. via Wikipedia

Presley’s fondness for peanut butter and banana sandwiches is well established; however, bacon is not mentioned in all accounts.[9] A book about Presley and his mother, Gladys Presley, though, says he had “sandwich after sandwich of his favorite—peanut butter, sliced bananas, and crisp bacon”. Another passage describes him talking “feverishly until dawn” while “wolfing” down the sandwiches (described in this instance as being made with mashed banana)

So in 2007, Reese’s decided to shamelessly milk the memory of Elvis for easy coins (and the Elvis estate did the same since they authorized this shit) by putting out peanut butter and banana creme cups! Yes, Elvis would eat it, but he’d eat it with a frown, because where’s the damn bacon?! They could’ve at least shoved bacon-flavored bits of processed cardboard into that thing. It’s what Elvis would’ve wanted.

Those things were limited-edition and Reese’s doesn’t make them anymore, so I’ve thought of making my own by fucking a banana into a Reese’s peanut butter cup. But that sounds gross. I mean, a real natural banana? That’d ruin the whole thing!

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