Night Crumbs

April 29, 2019 / Posted by:

TMZ says that Larry King was hospitalized after having a heart attack while his people say he didn’t have a heart attack but did experience Ongina’s evil sister angina. That demon bitch angina tried it, but Larry King has been on this planet before the dinosaurs and he’ll be here long after the last cockroach has died – SOW

But sadly, Peabo Bryson, did have a heart attack – The Grapevine

David O. Russell did a talk with Jennifer Lawrence at the Tribeca Film Festival, and I guess that was of interest to anyone who wanted to practice sleeping with their eyes open, but the talk I really want to see is Lily Tomlin cursing him out for 90 minutes – Lainey Gossip

Someone named Natalia Roth proved that all you need is a Capezio bodysuit, clothespins, and some bubble wrap to bring the ballerina elegance – Drunken Stepfather

Fact: I am the only human on the planet who didn’t go to see Avengers: Endgame Pajiba

I see that Amber Heard has been raiding Madonna’s closet – Popholic

Real-life Harmony Korine character Bella Thorne busts out some stoned white girl moves – Hollywood Tuna

The Andys threw around some bitchiness over politics – Towleroad

Two things: 1. Miranda Lambert and her police officer husband haven’t divorced yet. And 2. My eyeballs were glued to the screen over him wearing grey sweatpants – Celebitchy

THE QUEEN gave Duchess Kate a special honor, something like the Dame Grand Cross of Selling Out Coats, or something – Just Jared

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