Josh Duggar and his assuredly uterine and bullshit weary wife Anna Duggar have announced that they’re expecting Baby #6. People reports that the reveal came via a cutesy Instagram video with the current child line-up spelling it out with paper letters. How Anna didn’t have the kids spell out “HELP US” and quickly press POST when ole’ Josh’s back was turned is a mystery. Stockholm Syndrome is no joke.
The future “M” baby will join siblings Mackynzie, 9, Michael, 7, Marcus, 5, Meredith, 3, and 19-month-old Mason in bringing their unfortunate parents closer to heaven as part of the Quivverfull movement. That’s where you bring as many children into the world as possible despite your dad having sexually assaulted his own sisters and having allegedly cheated on mom a couple of times. Good times!
They also released a statement to Us Weekly.
“We couldn’t be happier to share with the world that our family is growing by one this Fall. We continually stand amazed by God’s love, redemption, grace and blessings in our lives. Our entire little family is ecstatic!”
That screaming from Anna in the video was probably not out of excitement. That was probably out of terror or dismay or worry that their mom is once again having to serve as an enslaved baby portal. They’ve seen what having to birth way too many children has done to Gramma. The hair alone…