Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 24, 2019 / Posted by:

This frazzled dandelion of pure perfection who made everyone at some Utah Jazz game forget that stupid basketball shit because they were too enthralled with the beautiful bomb of hair elegance exploding from the top of her head!

During a game between the Utah Jazz and the Houston Rockets at the Vivint Smart Home Arena (yes, that’s it’s real name) in Salt Lake City on Saturday, ESPN’s cameras nearly combusted from being hit with a giant Q-Tip if a giant Q-Tip was dipped into the ears of an angel.

The clip of this hair goddess and her electrocuted Chewbacca head hair went viral, and while some are comparing that brown Bichon from heaven to The Great Gazoo’s helmet, I see what delusional Lucifer nipple wart Phil Spector thought he was serving when he served that freeze dried mound of pubes in court. Phil wishes he could have it like this!

This hair icon hasn’t been identified yet, and honestly, we shouldn’t only worship her multiple Olympic gold-medal winning hair game, we should also worship her for her flawless side-eye throwing. I can feel that “What are you staring at, bitch?! You’ve never seen beauty incarnate before? Be gone, peon!” side-eye she’s throwing.

Pic: Twitter

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