In a deeply serious interview with her legal mentor Van Jones of CNN (via E!), Kim Kardashian claims that she’d never buy her kids way into college like terrible mothers Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin. How Van managed not to smirk at this proclamation is beyond human reasoning. Maybe he just pictured one of her future legal clients and the immense amounts of jail time they’ll end up serving due to choosing her as an attorney.
Because Kim Kardashian’s opinion on every serious news topic needs to be heard, Jones got into the college admissions scandal with Kimmy. Kardashian, in her intelligentsia black, serious businesswoman interviewin’ dress, would never do that to her three kids. Duh, you only go to
law school college if you’re trying to elevate your brand.
“If they couldn’t get into a school, I would never want to use privilege to try to force them into a situation that they wouldn’t thrive in anyway,” she explains to Van. “That’s what I see is not appropriate.”
Mostly, she just wants her kids to be kind
and whatever you do, don’t get fat and depressed like Uncle Rob because you’re no good to us on Instagram or on the show that way and where will you end up then, huh? HUH?.
Moreover, the star says she wants her three kids — soon to be four — to “be kind” and that using their position in the world to gain access does not set a good example. She reasons, “I want my kids to be as grounded as possible. To buy your way into something just wouldn’t benefit anybody.”
Your children are going to be raised as multi-millionaires and their names are North West, Saint, and Chicago. If you don’t buy their way into whatever they want to do in life, they’ll probably call DSS on you, Kim. They’re not going to be there for your “in my day, we had to release a sex tape” speech on working hard to get what you want in life.