Afternoon Crumbs

April 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Michelle Williams is reportedly single after her marriage to Phil Elverum ate shit after less than a year. Well, the good news for Michelle is that when she wins a billion awards for playing Gwen Verdon in the theatrical ass gay dream that is Fosse/Verdon, she doesn’t have to worry about remembering to thank her husband – Just Jared

Anna Camp and Skylar Astin’s marriage has also eaten shit after two years. You’d think that if their relationship could survive the Pitch Perfect sequels, it could survive ANYTHING – Popsugar

The dude who is jumping through that playground net thing is obviously doing an interpretive piece about The Hammaconda trying to get through any vagina – Pajiba

Thanks to those glasses, Anne Hathaway is serving deranged business woman bee – Popoholic

While many of us cried tears of boredom over Madonna’s new song with Maluma, he cried tears of happiness when he first heard it on the radio – Towleroad

The real and raw truth is that only Diane Keaton and ravers from the 90s can get away with that overpriced JNCO shit – Celebitchy

Oh look, this Sommer Ray person is wearing the exact outfit you’re planning to wear to Easter Sunday mass – Drunken Stepfather


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