One Tree Hill actress, Jana Kramer, or as most of you will know her: “Who?” has let it be known that she is anti-hot nannies. The wannabe singer (she’s also a country singer) spoke with her husband, NFL sports guy Mike Caussin, on their podcast Whine Down. And during their discussion about the process of hiring a nanny, Jana brought up how–because her husband is a cheating, recovering sex addict–she will never hire a hot nanny. She’s just not that stupid. Good for you, Jana… I guess.
Us Weekly reports that Jana Kramer is on to you hot nannies of the world. She knows your your tricks and she knows your endgame: Her Husband. Jana has two children with Mike: 2-year-old Jolie and 4-month-old Jace. While speaking about her search for a nanny to look after said children, Jana let it be known her stance on the whole Hot Nanny discussion, which I didn’t think existed anymore outside of Brazzers Babysitter category, but whatever. Jana said this:
“Not that I don’t trust my husband… I just think it’s not smart. I mean, you look at some of these nannies, and I’m like, ‘Well, you kinda asked for it, she’s kinda hot.’ You know what I mean? You’re in close quarters.”
Sis, I was in close quarters with this buff guy in high school every day because we shared class together–lemme tell you: nothing happened. She really used the phrase “you kind of asked for it” when referencing a woman’s physical appeal, eh? A genius AND a feminist!
Jana is using some high-grade references for her anti-hot nanny hypothesis. She points to Ben Affleck and Gaven Rossdale‘s hot nannies who she felt “put off more of a sexier vibe.” Um, how does Jana Kramer know what kind of sexy vibes Gavin Rossdale or Ben Affleck are receiving? This is anti-nanny propaganda at it’s finest! She says that when it comes to hot nannies:
“You’re playing with fire.”
But she didn’t stop there, Jana also decided to drag the girls applying to look after her children because I guess she’s a busy singer/actress and can’t do it herself:
“I just don’t understand some of these girls. … I’m like, ‘Don’t you know the female is hiring?’ I’m laughing at some of these pictures! … And I’m not saying post an ugly photo, I’m just saying… you should dress for the part.”
Jana is obviously scarred from her past, as her husband Mike cheated on her two years ago and entered rehab for sex addiction–but he had a “massive” relapse last year:
“It wasn’t physical out of the marriage, but it was something where the action was basically … We’re just basically happy that someone didn’t show up… I showed up at the hotel instead, if you really want to know.”
Was the nanny in the hotel room? You need to speak to a therapist about your issues with hot nannies because you can’t be blaming the hot nanny. I mean, hire an ugly nanny if you want, or even a dude–but girl if you’re worried about sex addiction being tested by a hot nanny, surprise: he will fuck that ugly male nanny. If you want to trust your husband, trust him; but don’t try to justify your anti-hot nanny bigotry.