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If you brought up the name Collin McHugh to me yesterday, I’d say, “Collin McWHO?!” If you brought up the name Collin McHugh to me this morning, I’d again probably look at you as though you asked me a very difficult math problem, like what’s three divided by three. But my brain would open up and sprout out an “Ooooh” after you said, “You know, that baseball trick who dodged a ball as though he was Aunt Becky and that ball was a good decision.”

During a game between the Houston Astros and the Oakland A’s on Oakland’s home turf yesterday, Collin was pitching, and after A’s player Kendrys Morales sent that ball shooting right toward him, he performed a scene straight out of a hybrid reboot of The Matrix and Field of Dreams when he leaned back Neo-style as the ball nearly busted his froat.

The Matrix (1999) pic.twitter.com/3uGwMdLmha

— MLB (@MLB) April 17, 2019

Because he’s not totally magic and also didn’t have wires holding him up like Keanu Reeves did while filming The Matrix, his ass hit the mound (and not in a sexy way). But that move helped the Astros bust out a double play (whatever that means) and they ended up beating the A’s.

After the clip of Collin Matrix’ing out made the rounds, he responded on Twitter with what is baseball talk, but sounds to me like dirty sex talk (I mean, “DP” and that jaw talk…).

My ring finger says, “Excuse me, that’s a 1-6-3 DP”

My jaw says, “?” https://t.co/pssprcZPyz

— Collin McHugh (@Collin_McHugh) April 17, 2019

While that Matrix move IS the move, that clip has me wondering if I should try to become a pitcher (an actual pitcher, I hear you laughing, bitch). Because if a ball was flying toward me, I wouldn’t dodge it. I’d easily catch it…with my mouth.

Pic: Twitter