Brandi Glanville Tearfully Apologized For Being A Drunk Mess In Front Of Paparazzi
Brandi Glanville is sorry for being a drunk mess. So sorry she’s literally crying about it. Wow, relatable. We’ve been there. I mean, but usually when I’m crying about being a drunk mess my blood-alcohol level would confirm the behavior, but hey, what’s the point in messy paparazzi pics if you don’t milk them for all the dollars you can?
Us Weekly reports that Brandi had a bit too much of the sweet nectar. This past weekend, Brandi went out with some girlfrands and got lit at Mr. Chow.
And afterward, a drunken Brandi left looking like a Muppet that was left in the dryer too long:
Brandi Glanville Looks Worse For Wear As She Leaves Hollywood Hot Spot Holding Onto Pals! ?♀️ #RHOBH https://t.co/2MgYEU5ce6
— Randy Haas (@Randy_Haas) April 14, 2019
It’s bad, but this slightly-elevated Daisy Duke with cliff-hanging toes from her strappy heels is not the worst–I’ve seen much sloppier drunks on the streets of Toronto after last call (it was me). It was still enough to send Brandi into a tizzy and she had to hop on social media to cry about how embarrassed she was:
“For those of you that want to judge me, you can, all you want, but I’m telling you… I’m embarrassed and… Sometimes, you know, you see your friends with their perfect husbands, and they get to have their kids full-time, and, you know, I don’t have that… and then… There’s a worry that I’m gonna grow old alone. And I know… I embarrass my kids. …I’m not perfect. That’s all I gotta say.”
Here’s video of Brandi tearing up hard which will make you think: “Who plucked your eyebrow into such an angle?”
Brandi wasn’t done talking about the whole drunken ordeal, as it was apparently a source of conflict among her social media following. The 47-year-old mother of two didn’t appreciate being judged for getting drunk with girlfriends.
I’ve been VERY open about Suffering from depression and having recently switched antidepressants So please please stop these negative comments unless you really just want to send me over the fucking edge. I’m sad and ashamed isn’t that enough?
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) April 14, 2019
Sorry for my tweet I just realized the only people I owe explanations to are my family. I’m not 25 my body isn’t perfect and I got wasted i’m sure it’s happened to plenty of you however you don’t have people taking your picture and putting on theinternet ?
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) April 14, 2019
And she even posted to her Insta story to let you all know that she is a proud drunk mess and you need to step off because we’ve all been there:
Leave it to Brandi Glanville to get way too drunk and then turn it into an extra half hour of fame by crying about how pretend-upset she is by the attention she’s getting for it. And honestly, Brandi should really be apologizing to her tampon string for not letting it make a much-awaited encore performance after its legendary 2013 cameo.
Pic: Instagram