Jenelle Evans got her tubes tied making it the first time in Teen Mom history a womb has retired. Thank you for your service ,sweet womb, and for going out on a high note (no, that wasn’t a pun about Jenelle’s meth ways, or was it?) and not allowing Jenelle’s gun toting, homophobic husband to create anymore children with you!
According to Us Weekly Jenelle is “healing” after getting polyps removed and her tubes tied.
“She’s healing properly and focusing on her business ventures,” her rep tells Us, adding that the MTV star’s husband, David Eason, “was by her side during the procedure.” Evans had polyps on her uterus and cysts on her ovaries. Her left ovary was removed, while the right one was tied. The polyps were sent off to the lab for testing.
David posted about Jenelle’s surgery:
It’s nice that David has found some time in between writing homophobic tweets, wearing the Confederate Flag and getting criminal summons for illegally towing someone’s car to take care of his wife. He also went to the effort of getting her a enormous surf board to tote around a hospital. Which I’m sure is exactly what someone who just went through a abdominal surgery wants.
Though what did I expect from a guy who is such a garbage person that a show called Teen Mom can’t fuck with him. Even Jenelle’s ex Kieffer Delf was allowed to be on the show and I’m pretty sure he was homeless and doing heroin. Though that did allow for Jenelle’s mom Barbara to yell the iconic line, “High, High Ya both high. Have fun livin on the da streets with ya BOYFRANNNNN!!”
Also, this could be a good thing for Jenelle. Less custody fights to deal with. And no more babies allows Jenelle more time to go to Kesha concert and light other cast member’s hair products on fire! Plus she won’t have to pretend to stop smoking weed for 9 months. Just kidding, she didn’t do that.