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The Florence Nightingale of Cats!
Because we could always use some, here’s some awww-ness in the form of a little story about a healing pussy in New Zealand who has proven that not all cats are furry demons who feel energized while watching humans suffer. If you’re a cat who can read English words and also have trashy taste in blogs, which is why you’re reading this, click away from this story at once, because this cat is giving your kind a bad reputation!
Andrew Falloon, a politician type in New Zealand, tweeted that his dad went through an operation recently, and was at home recovering by taking a little cat nap on the couch. Andrew’s mom left the house, and when she came back, she found a nurse cat cat napping (or it just called “napping” when a cat does it?) while giving him a dose of the naturopathic pain reliever known as some tender, loving, care. This picture on its own would be BREAKING NEWS since it shows a cat actually giving some love to a human, but it’s really news, because Andrew’s parents don’t have a cat.
My Dad is recovering from an operation. Mum went out and left a door slightly ajar.
My parents do not have a cat. pic.twitter.com/uuQdBMlKQY
— Andrew Falloon MP (@andrewfalloon) April 14, 2019
So, yeah, a random cat strolled into Daddy Falloon’s house through an open door, sensed he was sick, and cuddled up to him and gave him a helping paw. I guess Andrew’s parents can forgive the criminal pussy for intruding on privacy property since it gave him a little love. Andrew tells Mashable that they still don’t know where the traveling nurse cat came from, but he’s happy that the cats love completely cured his dad!!!
“I’m just happy Dad’s on the mend,” Andrew tells Mashable via email, adding, “and if the photo made a few people smile that’s nice too.” He says it’s been viewed over 16 million times so far.
Andrew also says that his dad isn’t much of a cat person. And there it is!
That cat probably knew that Andrew’s dad isn’t much of a cat fan, saw him napping, and decided to cuddle up to him like, “Hahaha, you don’t like me, but you’re cuddling with me, bitch.” It all makes sense now.
Pic: Twitter