Night Crumbs

April 12, 2019 / Posted by:

The teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is out, and there’s a tiny glimpse of Carrie Fisher in it. Even I got all tight in the throat and chest from seeing her. So either I’m not as empty inside as I thought, or I’m having a deathly allergic reaction to the turkey taco I had for lunch, or I’m turning into a nerd. God, I hope it’s the first or second one – Lainey Gossip 

Twitter just discovered Meet Joe Black and all the foolery it brought, and I have two questions: 1. Whatever happened to Claire Forlani? And 2. Were Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston behind the wheel of those cars that hit him? – Pajiba

That vest better be made from A-Rod’s ass crack hairs or PETA’s coming for JLoPopoholic

Chicago has come through on their promise to sue Jussie SmollettTowleroad

Alison Brie probably calls this twerking but she looks more like my mom’s cat trying to cough up a hairball – Drunken Stepfather

Hide your 20-something daughters, because Mick Jagger is back from heart surgery and looking hot – SOW

Bella Thorne thinks she’s giving us Bettie Page but is really giving us bangs cut by a 5-year-old with safety scissors – Hollywood Tuna 

ScarJo went off about the paparazzi following her – Celebitchy

Fentanyl has officially taken another one, because the coroner ruled that Clark Gable III died of an overdose oxycodone, Xanax, and Fentanyl – Just Jared 

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