Night Crumbs
The teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is out, and there’s a tiny glimpse of Carrie Fisher in it. Even I got all tight in the throat and chest from seeing her. So either I’m not as empty inside as I thought, or I’m having a deathly allergic reaction to the turkey taco I had for lunch, or I’m turning into a nerd. God, I hope it’s the first or second one – Lainey Gossip
Twitter just discovered Meet Joe Black and all the foolery it brought, and I have two questions: 1. Whatever happened to Claire Forlani? And 2. Were Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston behind the wheel of those cars that hit him? – Pajiba
That vest better be made from A-Rod’s ass crack hairs or PETA’s coming for JLo – Popoholic
Chicago has come through on their promise to sue Jussie Smollett – Towleroad
Alison Brie probably calls this twerking but she looks more like my mom’s cat trying to cough up a hairball – Drunken Stepfather
Hide your 20-something daughters, because Mick Jagger is back from heart surgery and looking hot – SOW
Bella Thorne thinks she’s giving us Bettie Page but is really giving us bangs cut by a 5-year-old with safety scissors – Hollywood Tuna
ScarJo went off about the paparazzi following her – Celebitchy
Fentanyl has officially taken another one, because the coroner ruled that Clark Gable III died of an overdose oxycodone, Xanax, and Fentanyl – Just Jared
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