Kristin Cavallari’s Husband Unclogs Her Milk Ducts By Sucking Harder Then He’s Ever Sucked

April 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Kristin Cavallari recently revealed that her husband Jay Cutler unclogged her milk ducts by “sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.” Great, so now I have the image of 35-year-old Jay acting like an angry man-baby breastfeeding on one of Kristin’s boobs. For fuck’s sake, Kristin! If this is her way of trying to get us to beg her to talk about anything else, even vaccines, then it’s working.

According to Us Weekly

When Kristin Cavallari had “major clogged” milk ducts, her husband, Jay Cutler, stepped in to help.

“Jay had to get them out for me,” the Very Cavallari star, 32, told a group at dinner in a Thursday, April 11, preview of the E! show. “Sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.”

“What?” one of her friends asked, while another gagged.

Clogged ducts can be remedied many different ways but I couldn’t find any information that states making your husband suck dem titties is a possible cure. Although, Kristin is not one to use conventional methods of medicine as seen by her unwillingness to vaccinate her kids and feeding them homemade goat milk formula. Kristin also has a mean streak in her and probably enjoys making her husband act out some weird man-baby fantasy.

Kristin went on to say that her marriage isn’t perfect.

“Jay has been great, yes. From the outside, like, things are so perfect and things are so great,” she said at the time. “But actually, like, they’re not. And that sucks. It sucks. That’s the thing, though, with marriage — it’s ups and downs. Right now we’re in a low, but in two months we could be up here again. And that’s how we’ve always been, our whole relationship. It is what it is.”

Kristin once said that Jay is grossed out by pregnancy sex so I’m sure telling the world that he sucked a boob to unclog a milk duct will only strengthen their marriage. And look, I get it, pregnancy and breastfeeding is a strange and personal journey and we all end up doing some weird shit. That said, shutting up is totally and completely free. You don’t have to tell everyone about the details of that journey especially if your husband has to see his footballer player buddies and explain why is wife makes him breastfeed from time to time.

That said, I don’t know much about Jay Cutler, other than his love of Donald Trump, hate of pregnancy sex and vaccines, so it feels like the dude already sucks pretty hard. But kudos to him for finding a way to making sucking suck.


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