Open Post: Hosted By The Twerkin’ Blossom Of Spirit Air

April 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Yes, some airlines may offer inflight entertainment like in-demand movies, WiFi, and live TV, but none of them come close to taking down the King of Inflight Entertainment that is Spirit Airlines! Not only is there a chance you’ll get a live drunken boxing match, but there’s also a chance you’ll get your eyes dusted with true entertainment provided by a probably drunk passenger who will hit her audience with a whole lot of sass and ass with a side of crass. We should expect nothing less from an airline that is obviously named after booze.

The unscheduled twerk show all started on a flight that was heading from (“He’s totally going to say Florida” – you) Florida to (“He’s totally going to say New Jersey.” – you) New Jersey. The YouTube description (via Gothamist) says that while waiting for the plane to take off from Orlando for Newark, a flight attendant told our messy star to put her phone away. She didn’t turn off her phone and instead turned herself all the way up by going off. That earned her a trip to GetTheFuckOffThePlaneville, but before she left, she let that flight attendant, whose face was firmly set to No Damns Given, have it, which made the other passengers pull out their phones to record, which made her bust out some “let me entertain you, bitch” twerkin’ foolery.

After the passengers egged her on by shouting, “So proud to be trashy, I love it,” and, “Shut up and get off!“, she sprinkled these phrases that pay on them:

Come find me then, bitch!

Do something! DO SOMETHING! Nothing, because you a pussy ass ho!

My mother makes more motherfucking money than you!

What I don’t understand is, she gets kicked off for not turning off her phone, yet the flight attendants do nothing when everyone pulls out their turned-on phones?! I see how it is, Spirit.

I’m getting a Cash Me Ousside Girl vibe from her. The Pussy Ass Ho Blossom is born! I can’t wait for her mix tape, her tour, her fights with Iggy Azalea, and her flashing $42,000 watches on Instagram (although, since her mother makes more motherfucking money than you, she probably already has several). And honestly, she deserves it, because judging by that tiny clip, she’s more talented than the Cash Me Ousside Girl.

Pic: YouTube

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