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April 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Barsik, the BBP (big beautiful pussy) who is looking for a forever home and a human will embrace all 41 pounds of  his pure LOVE!

Last summer, dozens, I mean, hundreds, I mean, thousands, I mean, MILLIONS of humans nearly drowned a rescue center in applications when they all applied for the privilege of caring for Bruno, a 25-pound DIVA pussy. Well, the Animal Centers of New York City better prepare for their servers to crash and to be hit with a wave of applications, because another Rubenesque fluff ball is available to make your life better by throwing you hourly, “Stupid bitch, why are you standing there staring at me when you should be on your knees worshiping all of this!”, looks like the one above.

The New York Daily News says that Barsik’s dead-hearted humans dumped him and his housemate/arch rival Sukie off at a shelter in Manhattan because they were moving and claim they couldn’t bring the cats along. So not only did they torture the poor puss by naming him BAR-SICK (which sounds like the condition I suffered from after reading Roseanne Barr’s tweets), but they wrongly abandoned him because the U-Haul couldn’t handle all his jelly! But their 41-pound loss could be another person’s 41-pound gain!

Barsik is too much for a cage to hold, so he’s not living in one at his foster home. (Note to shelter and foster cats: If you don’t want to be imprisoned in a cage, fatten up!) Barsik is the fattest cat that the Animal Center has ever taken in, and with help from their vets, they have put him on a weight-loss plan. They say it’s working well for him. Once his medical issues get sorted out, he’ll be available to interview humans for the coveted position of his caretaker:

 

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Hi! I’m Barsik. I was surrendered to NYC Animal Care Centers @nycacc on April 5, 2019. My family left me and my housemate, Sukie, because they were moving and couldn’t take us with. My foster mom is a volunteer with @anjelliclecats in Manhattan and saw these two pictures of me on Facebook and decided she was up for the challenge of helping me get in better shape before finding me a home of my very own. Don’t worry, Sukie is crashing at the foster pad as well! According to my intake info from my last owners, we might not actually like each other, though. I will be seeing a vet this week to get all my baseline health stuff checked out and then I heard I have to go on a diet ?Stick with me, I’ll need all the support I can get! #catweightloss #anjelliclecats #cats #catsofinstagram #adoptdontshop #rescuecats #fosteringsaveslives #fostercat #catsofnyc

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The Animal Center thinks that Barsik may have beat some kind of record for the most obese cat alive. Guinness retired the heaviest pets record because it didn’t want to encourage attention whore humans to fatten up their cats and dogs to get some attention. Himmy (RIP), a cat from Australia, was the fattest pussy on record at 46.8 pounds.

Barsik has his own Instagram page, of course, and he’s got over 5,000 followers and growing. I just hope that with his newfound Instagram fame, he doesn’t go the route of many influencers before him by getting skinny through lipo but telling his fans that he achieved skinny legend status from using #FlatTummyTea. Okay, okay, if anybody’s gonna scam me, I’d want it to be Barsik!

Pic: Instagram

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