Richard Madden And Brandon Flynn Had Their Arms Around Each Other (GASP!) After Buying “Marijuana Cigarettes” (DOUBLE GASP!)
Thousands of gays, and people who get into Scottish daddy on Yankee twink action, were hospitalized yesterday with severe dehydration after they slobbered gallons of bodily fluids from all their holes after seeing pictures of Panty Creamer Richard Madden (of Bodyguard, Rocketman and Game of Thrones) and Brandon Flynn (of 13 Reasons Why) getting all cozy in Los Angeles over the weekend. Richard and Brandon were papped with their arms around each other after buying “marijuana cigarettes” (REEFER MADNESS!). So of course, many now think that Richard Madden is bi and that he and Brandon are totally doing it, and after they bought those “marijuana cigarettes” (yes, the year is 1966) they went home, got naked, and Richard blew “marijuana cigarette” smoke into Brandon’s b-hole before doing him. Get me a wet vac and a stretcher, because I just slobbered out a lake from that image and I now need medical attention.
But before we get into this story, you might be like me and want to make sure that your visualization of these two bumping nipples is as accurate as possible, so here’s Richard Madden’s nipples:
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And here’s Brandon Flynn’s nipples:
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Now that we’ve gottten the important stuff out of the way, let’s get to this story. 32-year-old Richard Madden broke up with Ellie Bamber earlier this year. 25-year-old Brandon Flynn broke up with Sam Smith last summer. A source told The Sun that Richard moved to L.A. to really make it in HOLLYWOOD, and met Brandon. Richard apparently moved in with Brandon and has been meeting Brandon’s friends.
“Richard’s career is going from strength to strength – the world really is his oyster. He never really used to like Los Angeles, but went there a couple of times at the end of last year and fell in love with the place.”
And here’s MadFly (or is it DickDon?) scandalizing us all by looking at the “marijuana cigarettes” they bought in L.A. on Saturday.
Richard Madden and Brandon Flynn picked up some marijuana cigarettes on their afternoon stroll this weekend https://t.co/4nkpQOzQCP
— Metro Entertainment (@Metro_Ents) April 7, 2019
The internet detectives have also noticed that Richard and Brandon have the same necklace, a necklace similar to one that Richard gave one of his girlfriends.
brandon has a pyrrah's necklace, richard gifted a similar necklace of the same brand to his ex jenna coleman. the meaning behind it …..was it ever that serious ? pic.twitter.com/jmyDEicBdk
— bond wants what david budd has (@beguiled2017) April 8, 2019
Other internet detectives claim that Sam Smith was following Richard Madden on Instagram but isn’t anymore.
So either Richard and Brandon are just best bros who do best bro stuff like wearing matching best bro necklaces and smoke weed sticks, or they’re my new favorite thing. I don’t know, but I do know that if the second one is true, Sam Smith’s half-naked chonies dance of confidence makes so much sense now. Sometimes you gotta dance in your chonies to keep from crying over your ex-boyfriend getting with an average-sized (Richard’s 5’10”) glass of hot Scottish leche.