Hot Slut Of The Day!
Disclaimer: Again, here at Dlisted, we do not glorify the criminal life or condone committing a criminal act. Especially committing a criminal act and getting caught. I mean, how embarrassing and shameful! But we will always honor a graceful disciple of the tweezer, and especially a disciple of the tweezer with a gloriously badass name!
The 22-year-old prisoner above, who is giving me white chola Gypsy Rose Blanchard vibes, is on the run from the cops after breaking out of the Las Colinas Detention and Reentry Facility in Santee, CA on Saturday evening. Las Colinas is a low-level detention center, so inmates don’t need a guard stuck to their ass at all times. So she was walking back from a medical appointment in the facility by herself when she saw the opportunity to be FREEEE and jumped a wall. She’s a non-violent criminal who was busted on April 1 for possessing a stolen car.
So why is this baby-faced ALLEGED thief with Kevin Hart-sized brows today’s HSOTD? She is today’s HSOTD for the simple and hot fact that her name is:
DESTINY GUNS!
Destiny Guns’ parents must’ve wanted her to grow up to be a stripper at an NRA-themed strip club, a time traveller who’d go back to the 1980s to be a hair band video vixen, or an outlaw! Well, Destiny Guns has fulfilled her destiny and is now an outlaw!
#WANTED 1/2 If you live in @CityofSantee, be on the lookout for 22-year-old Destiny Guns. She escaped from the Las Colinas Detention and Reentry Facility around 6:00 p.m. on Saturday, April 6th. Guns is a low level prisoner with a non-violent history. pic.twitter.com/i9ic9R3PsR
— San Diego Sheriff (@SDSheriff) April 7, 2019
San Diego County Crime Stoppers has offered up a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the capture of Destiny Guns. Good luck, coppers, because I’m sure Destiny Guns is riding her Harley (with a name like Destiny Guns, she better have a Harley) into the sunset of FREEDOM. Or she’ll get caught at a Rite-Aid after the cops figure they’ll be able to find her in the tweezer section. Either or!
Pic: San Diego Sheriff’s Department (Thanks to all who sent this in!)