Logan Marshall-Green’s Wife Diane Gaeta Called Out His Cheating Ways On Instagram After Filing For Divorce
If you’re saying “who?” over that headline like I did, let me assure you that this isn’t about that dickhead YouTuber or some amazing Logan’s Run sequel you’ve been waiting 40 years for (which is actually happening!). 42-year-old Logan Marshall-Green is an actor who just got figuratively John Bobbitt-ed by his now 38-year-old estranged wife Diane Gaeta over her public Instagram allegations of his cheating ways that led to her filing for divorce yesterday.
Logan, who had roles in 24, The O.C., and Spider-Man: Homecoming, and Diane, whose acting credits include an episode of the 90210 reboot, have been married since 2012. The Blast reports that on Friday Diane filed for divorce, and for dessert she had a delicious helping of “fuck you” served on an overshared plate of “let’s call the alleged mistress out on Instagram at the same time.”
“I filed for divorce today,” Diane announced, adding, “people aren’t always what they seem and to every woman out there: always trust your gut.”
She then lashed out at “Flesh and Bone” actress and ballerina, Sarah Hay, and said, “beware of the faux woman champion,” adding, “those girls don’t care about sleeping with a married father of two. Peace and Love, thanks for letting me share.”
Peace and Love! I love an extra dose of thickly smeared sarcasm. Here’s Diane’s post:
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I filed for divorce today from @elemgy because people aren’t always what they seem and to every woman out there: always trust your gut. And beware of the faux woman champion like @sarahhayofficial because those girls don’t care about sleeping with a married father of two. Peace and Love, thanks for letting me share. ❤️??
And yes, you read that correctly, the couple share two children. Their older child was adopted by Logan after the kid’s biological dad, Sons of Anarchy actor Johnny Lewis passed away in the horrific incident in which he killed his landlady and then himself.
And who is Sarah Hay, the woman Diane called out for allegedly humping on her husband? She’s a 31-year-old fire haired actress/ballerina who was Golden Globe nominated for her work on the Starz (just learned that’s still around) network show Flesh and Bone, which is ironic if you think about the fact that she’s probably been flesh and boning Logan. I know, I know, too easy. She was also in Black Swan, but not before making her acting debut in Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen‘s classic You’re Invited To Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Ballet Party. So yes, Sarah is basically American acting royalty. Sarah’s known for her curvy-for-ballet body in the dance industry, and now of course, for probably being a part of this epic marriage bust up. Good times.
Here’s a clip of Sarah dancing and saying she tries to stay true to herself and love herself as much as she can. Girl, keep trying! You are going to need that mantra today. Do you think Diane is watching this clip over and over until her teeth eventually crack into a million pieces from clenching them so damn hard?
I admire Diane’s nerve (minus the “what about the children” part because that’s the saddest), but are Instagram posts the 2019 version of spray painting a fat red cock with the word cheater all over your man’s second rate sports car? I don’t love the lack of effort with skipping a trip to the locked-up spray can section of Home Depot, pulling your hoodie over your head and shaking the can of rattlesnakes praying it doesn’t wake up the neighbors. But an Instagram post does get the same point across, I guess. It’d probably be more satisfying to take the spray can route, but I guess we can’t all be hood rats.