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April 1, 2019 / Posted by:

The $315 denim diaper from Y/Project!

Today is April Fool’s Day, and in 2019, it’s the day that many of us stare at Jabba the Trump’s Twitter, hoping that he announces that his presidency has been one big ole’ diarrhea stream of a prank! And so because it’s International Your Oh-So-Original Cousin Saying She’s Pregnant On Facebook Day, you might think that these $315 denim pussy stranglers are part of a prank since I’m sure the jean panties you wore to work today cost a lost less than $315. You probably made yours out of some old Sergio Valentes. But these high-waisted jean chonies are 100% real and they really can be yours for the fucked-up price of $315!

Y/Project has done it again. They earned a HSOTD title about two years ago because of the $505 garter belt jeans that were the perfect thing to wear if you’re a hillbilly stripper who has to go catfishin’ later. Y/Project is back with the denim foolery and is now selling jean Pampers for the slutty toddler version of Daisy Duke. For just $315, you can suffocate your cooze with denim and reach the upper echelons of elegance by giving yourself a denim camel toe. The bottom half of an Appalachian bikini is being sold on SSENSE, and only one size is available as of publishing time. That makes sense because you know every rich hipster wreck is going to work this at Coochella next month.

If you really don’t want to spend $315 on getting a yeast infection, but really want to serve high-class lot lizard chic by wearing those jean chonies and know you’re going to hell, then wait until then. Because when you check into hell, they hand over their official uniform which is made up of CROCS, an Ed Hardy midriff, and these jean Pull-Ups from the Ninth Circle.

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