Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Black Lagoon Goddess of the Bernhardt confirmation hearing!
Comments ranging from “Oh lord, there’s Kim Kartrashian shoving herself into politics again!” and “Did Kellyanne get more work? She’s looking gorgine!” probably filled the heads of the people who watched the confirmation hearing of David Bernhardt. But please, Kim and Kellyanne wish they had it like that. David Bernhardt used to lobby for oil and gas companies, so of course he’s Trump’s pick to lead a department that is responsible for managing federal land and natural resources. Trump’s first choice for Interior Secretary was Hoggish Greedly who was not available for the position since he’s not real.
Environmental activists protested the Bernhardt nomination during his confirmation hearing yesterday, and some threw shit at Trump’s “drain the swamp” promise by wearing Creature from the Black Lagoon masks while silently sitting there trolling his ass. One activist sat directly behind Bernhardt and added some green glamour to that hearing by slyly putting on a Black Lagoon mask. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an anthropomorphic mound of vegetable matter.
Several other activists at the hearing did the same thing, and Greenpeace later let everyone know that they were behind the stunt with help from Clean Water Fund, Environment America and Public Citizen. The Black Lagoon beauties were later removed from the hearing by Capital Police.
Just NOW: One of these swamp creatures is a former oil lobbyist who could be in charge of 'protecting' the country’s public lands and waters — guess which one?
Sign the petition #StopBernhardt! ?https://t.co/x6gjz0jLO5 pic.twitter.com/Jj6LcdODxB
— Greenpeace USA (@greenpeaceusa) March 28, 2019
While I am completely into the sequel of The Shape of Water called The Shape of Water Goes To DC, it’s weird that police escorted out the stunning swamp goddesses instead of Bernhardt. I mean, Trump did say to drain the swamp. So it would be on the president’s order!
Pic: YouTube