Us Weekly is reporting that this Lady Gaga/Jeremy Renner thing is turning into a thing. A very random thing. Okay then… any more strange couples want to slither out of the cracks? Paris Hilton and someone with intelligence? Khloé Kardashian and not a black guy? Who knows.
There were a bunch of reports that 32-year-old Lady Gaga and 48-year-old Jeremy Renner were hanging out, but nobody was really out here thinking that was a possible love connection because what do they have in common other than being human people? Well joke’s on us, because this shit is real and it is continuing and a source is talking exclusively to Us Weekly all about it.
The source says that Lady Gaga has taken some time post-Oscar shenanigans to really get to know Jeremy and his daughter, 6-year-old Ava. Gaga recently broke up with her fiancé Christian Carino, and she’s been using Jeremy’s shoulder to cry on. The source says that Christian became an asshole at the end of his and Gaga’s two-year relationship and now Jeremy is there to pick up the pieces:
“Chris didn’t treat Gaga very well toward the end of their [two-year] relationship, and she really leaned on Jeremy in the weeks after it ended.”
This news is really going to hurt all those Little Monsters out there who are still writing their Lady Gaga x Bradley Cooper sexually-explicit fan fiction. Another source also had words to say about the new Rennerga (Ganner? Jerega? Laremy? God their celebrity couple names suck) coupling:
“They’ve become super close and hang out all the time.”
Ohhhh steamy. Hey, Source: if you’re going to whisper shit to a tabloid for the purpose of creating buzz around the celebrity you work for, throw in an adjective or two. Liven it up!
Hopefully these two take things slow. Gaga did just get out of a relationship so she really doesn’t need to be getting pregnant with anything other than mp3 files. Can’t wait for Christian to follow in Gaga’s ex Taylor Kinney‘s footsteps and start liking all the mean comments people make about Jeremy and Gaga’s relationship. Check the comments section below, he might already be here.