Isabella Cruise Made A Rare Appearance… In A Scientology Recruiting Email

March 26, 2019 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise has several children, but of the three total, he allegedly only really talks to or hangs out with the two of them who are Scientologists. Suri Cruise lives with her mom, Katie Holmes, who is not raising her to worship at the alien feet of L. Ron Hubbard and so she might be considered SP-adjacent in Tom’s eyes. But Tom’s first two children, Connor Cruise and Isabella Cruise, are fully involved in the whole Xenu/Soul Spaceship/Telekinetic religion. Tom’s lesser famous children are quite on the DL and are rarely seen or talked about, which is why it’s more remarkable that Isabella recently appeared in a full-fledged Scientology recruiting email.

The Daily Beast is reporting that Isabella has found a new passion: promoting Scientology within those who are already members of Scientology. Leah Remini has long said what we’ve already known: Tommy is the Jesus of Scientology. And it looks like his daughter is trying to make daddy proud and get in on the action. Isabella appeared in a promotional email telling her fellow Scientologists all about the benefits of Scientology training.

Isabella had herself an “auditing adventure”. Auditing is a Scientology process where you basically get grilled on all the things you do wrong in your life which are preventing you from gaining the psychic abilities the rest of Scientologists have and are recorded using on a daily basis. Isabella talks about an “internship” she did where she was trained on how to audit people and it really woke up her soul:

“It turned out it was exactly what I needed… This IS what I had been searching for. The missing piece. Suddenly everything began to make sense… I became that annoying girl in the org who would just talk endlessly about how incredible training is and how phenomenal the internship is. I’m sure a few people couldn’t deal just like I couldn’t. But I won’t stop with that because now I KNOW. We all need to do this. It’s hard work. It’s a lot of effort. It’s a few melt downs and running to the bathroom to have a mini episode, but it is worth everything because you will get through. This is a gift to yourself and so many others. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t going to be an auditor or aren’t going to join staff.”

Noted anti-Scientology warrior Tony Ortega, told The Daily Beast what all that actually means:

“It doesn’t mean what we use the word internship for. It’s just a practical training to be an auditor. So what she was doing was, she was being observed questioning somebody else. That’s why she’s talking about how hard it was to get through. Because if you do anything wrong, you’ve got to go back and do that whole exercise all over again. And it’s brutal. It’s physically brutal, it’s mentally brutal—they will spend hours and hours…I remember I talked to one guy, he spent weeks on a process just learning to turn the e-meter on. This is how obsessive they are… So that’s the kind of thing she’s been through. It’s really demanding, but she’s saying this has changed her life—but then, she has to say that. She wants to convince you that this expensive internship she just went through was worth it (and it would be something like 14 or 15,000 pounds just for that internship).”

Wait, I have to pay you $15,000 to do unpaid labor? Miss me with that nonsense, sis.

Tony is loving Isabella’s appearance because he’s always claimed that the Cruises are in deep with Scientology:

“I mean, Isabella Cruise doing a promo for the London Scientology Org with a success story about her training…I was just so thrilled to see that she thanks her dad, and her aunt! Her aunt Cass. Because I’ve been trying to tell people that this family is in deep, that they really believe in this stuff. And this is evidence of it.”

Call up Leah Remini so you guys can squeal with delight for half an hour over this ‘revelation’. I wonder if she’s still on the Scientology mailing list? She probably is. Probably their only recourse against her television exposé series, Scientology And The Aftermathis to flood her email with un-useful Scientology recruitment spam. Can’t wait for Isabella to follow all the way in her father’s footsteps and appear on some talk show to talk about how excited she is about Scientology while hopping on a couch and almost snapping the host’s wrists off in excitement.


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