Duchess Kate officially became a member of the royal family in 2011 after what felt like CENTURIES of her fingers getting callouses on them from holding onto the last step on the ladder while waiting for Prince William to finally put Princess Diana’s ring on it. Duchess Kate fulfilled one of her job requirements by birthing out the future King of England, but for some reason, she’s apparently never done a one-on-one public event with THE QUEEN until today. I was going to say that Kate and THE QUEEN have probably had a few “girls nights” together, but Kate’s idea of a wild night is sipping white wine spritzers while brushing each other’s hair as a PG-13 rom-com plays on the TV, and THE QUEEN would rather do shots with the guards.
While killing hos in pink, THE QUEEN showed up to King’s College in London today for the opening of a new teaching-and-research called Bush House. TQ brought along Kate, who continued to keep the British dress coast industry alive, and I’m sure later on, Kate paired her grey dress coat with a bright red shade of embarrassment in the face after TQ made pube jokes as they strolled into Bush House.
People and others are saying this is the first time ever that Kate and THE QUEEN have worked an event together without any other royals present, but others seem to think that Kate has worked an event with just THE QUEEN before, but it’s rare. Whatever the case may be, I hope Kate didn’t earn a punch on the “trip to the guillotine” punch card like Duchess Meghan did when she royally fucked up on her first outing with THE QUEEN by getting into the car before TQ.
During Kate and THE QUEEN’s car ride to King’s College, they did share a blanket:
— Rebecca English (@RE_DailyMail) March 19, 2019
Oh, the old “let’s share a blanket like two old chums” trick. Why do I have a feeling that TQ accidentally dropped her brooch and asked Kate to get it, and as Kate went under the blanket, she got royally dutch oven’d. Don’t worry, Kate, they all fall for it!